• Teacher: You have homework tonight.
  • Me: Why do we need homework?
  • Teacher: Because you need to learn more at home.
  • Me: WE ALREADY LEARN 6 HOURS A DAY, 5 DAYS A WEEK AT THIS PRISON.

cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

so-personal:

everything personal♡

This is just a piece of art in my heart <3. It’s so weird that people do the same personal stuff.

so-personal:

everything personal♡

This is just a piece of art in my heart <3. It’s so weird that people do the same personal stuff.